Posts tagged ‘things I’ve learned’

10 Important Things I’ve Learned

1. You can hold a hamster… but you can’t hold a fish. ­čśŽ

2. It’s impossible to lick your elbow.

3. It’s also impossible to calculate how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. So don’t even try it.

4. Hand soap tastes funny.

5. Variety is the spice of life. And so is garlic.

6. You will never marry Zac Efron. Sorry, hon.

7. Shower regularly, or else people may avoid you!

8. If nobody laughs at your joke, it’s probably not funny.

9. Don’t eat food that looks like it may be turning green.

10. Honestly, folks! When a TV show says “don’t try this at home”, it’s probably best not to try it.

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April 3, 2008 at 9:09 pm 11 comments


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Thirteen years old. Musical theater actress. Bookworm. Animal lover. Writer. More here.

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